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Having
Sex with Dolphins:
a Guide and a Credo
adapted
from an interview with
the unidentified 'Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn' in September, 1996
from a YouTube video
QA) What
is Zoophilia?
AA) Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate
that the person (and the animal) involved have no objection to expressing
their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not
to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcibly mates with
(rapes) an animal, without his or her consent, and with no mutual
feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to
a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the greatest
possible respect.
QB) Why Dolphins?
AB) Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive
creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship
develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me,
they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection
for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You
see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They
use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers
and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and 'higher' apes
share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes
it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me "How DO you mate
with a dolphin?". Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!
Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one?
A1) This is probably the most common question I get asked. There
are 2 ways of determining the sex of a dolphin. The most obvious
way is to take a peek under the peduncle (the long part of the body
connected to the tail flukes). On the dolphin's belly, directly
opposite the dorsal fin, will be the umbilicus, or the navel of
the dolphin. Looking further down towards the tail, you start to
see the differences.
Male dolphins have two separate slits for the penis (the urogenital
opening) and the anus. These are separated by a bridge of skin.
The male's urogenital opening is generally located further up the
belly, towards the navel.
Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the
anus located at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit,
you will find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where
the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The
slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the dolphin.
The other way to determine the sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach
his or her belly, is to look at the 'melon': the bulging forehead
(which is similar in toothed whales) which contains oil, muscles
and nasal air sacs and passages,and is thought to be used in focusing
sounds for echolocation. The males tend to have a fatter, rounder
melon, while those of the females are more sleek and streamlined.
Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?
A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or
he is interested in sex.
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around,
sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for
a Bottle-nose), and will have no embarrassment about swimming up
to you and placing their willy within reach of your hand. If you
are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or
wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile
penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them about.) Their
bellies will be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder to identify. The most obvious way
a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly
effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the
genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may
be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim
up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled
with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their
genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch,
or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphin's way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the
longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when he
or she is sexually active.
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with
males and females:
The Male:
When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you
can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I
cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women
just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it
is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphin's
size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the
considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt
anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin penis is around 12 inches/30
cms long and very muscular. The thrusting and the force of ejaculation
(a male can shoot semen as far as 14 feet/ 4.20 metres) would cause
serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitis and possible
death. Unless you are a registered masochist, you will have a hard
time explaining your predicament to the staff in the emergency ward.
A male dolphin's cock is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If
you are in the water with one, it is best to support him on his
side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the
other. Dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to
be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along
its length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie.
smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long
for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this
is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating,
and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of
ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your
face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You
can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating
as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get
the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could
snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end
of a beautiful relationship.
The Female:
Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses
of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation:
Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported
in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting
her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female
is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump
when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and
suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised
nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently
into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently.
They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy
sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to
play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles,
and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your
hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman
turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening,
shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal
muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.
Mating:
This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible
to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow
area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet
deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and
you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is
lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and
lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm
to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against
her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against
you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of
wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside
and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series
of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your
member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy
the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer
that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the
speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note
that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their
orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not
know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against
each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate with a dolphin,
male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them,
rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love
them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between
you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling.
The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more
the next time you visit them.
Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?
A4) I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases
(STD's) with dolphins, so I couldn't rightfully say. I do know,
however, that you can pass the Flu between you, along with other
respiratory problems. (I got a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me
once. It cleared up after a week or so.) You can also pass some
skin irritations on to them, if you handle them with chaffed or
broken skin. Just like with a human, it is best to BE CLEAN when
you handle a dolphin. If you have cuts on your hands, avoid touching
them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to handling.
This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers. If
you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins
sake. This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is
considered illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud,
but the law's the law....)
Q5) Is there any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?
A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly
excited, but you are, you can invite them in this way:
Male and Female dolphins can be invited by rolling them on their
sides, again, but instead of going straight to the genital slit,
rub along their bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the
navel, and every once in a while, over the genital slit. If they
are responsive, they will show the signs of excitement as described
earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however, they are not
responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force
the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break
their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them,
stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else.
It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready.
It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway. And more special.
Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?
A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the
dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible,
etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable,
but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach
or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a
relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you
mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize).
Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently.
This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the
best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the
right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild
dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour
of my resident city.
Well, I hope this is of use to whoever is interested. One final
note. You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief
they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the
few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative.
This is special. Do not abuse it.
About
the Author
I first realized
I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when
I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that
particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in
an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget.
She continues to live in my memories, though...
I volunteer with dolphins whenever I get the opportunity. They are
special to me, highly intelligent, empathic creatures that are dear
to my heart, and are a healing aspect in my life. So it was that
I met this particular dolphin, a female bottle nose dolphin, 7 years
old, who is residing at my home cities coastal harbour/aquarium.
She is a beautiful dolphin, inquisitive and playful, and more used
to human contact than her other, older pod mates. I answer any questions
the general public have about dolphins, and spend most of my free
time with them, studying and talking with them. I learned through
continued contact that each dolphin has a very particular personality
and habits, traits useful for differentiating between the fins who
are sometimes hard to distinguish on visual markings alone.
In order to avoid the bustle tourists, I usually visit the dolphins
at night, illegally I must add, since I am considered to be trespassing.
But it is the only time I do not have to be distracted by tourists
or the staff. I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every
time I visit them; I am not that sort of person. I spend time with
them because they are a relaxing and stabilizing source of peace
in an otherwise hectic and unbalanced lifestyle. So it came as a
pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in
sex-play with me.
I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly
decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very
muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate
objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she
was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot,
and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that
her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached
area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled
me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to
the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too
hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly
just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up
and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It
was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows
until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half
submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against
her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately
arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating
a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles.
I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while
she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes
later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we
spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows,
holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact
that we had shared something special together, something very few
people can claim to have done.
I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag
about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys
the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust.
I make love only with those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have
mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because
each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other.
Sex, for me, is just one, albeit powerful, expression of affection
and trust. I wouldn't engage with any other animal, though: it is
not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.
I am aware there are people who will already have turned away in
disgust. I cannot force my beliefs or my feelings upon them, neither
do I wish to. The only thing I ask of those people is that they
try to understand that love, and trust, and respect are not limited
to within a single species. Humankind has created religions and
laws and barbed-wire fences that have been fashioned, written and
erected out of the vainglorious belief that we are the best, the
smartest, the most powerful creature on the planet. Now we are realising
that we have been extremely short-sighted; many of us are realising
this, but there are others who are bound by their former beliefs.
One word is the key to improving our civilization. One word which
could improve many lives:
Compassion
My life is now dedicated to understanding dolphin kind. The way
they act, the way they communicate, the reasons why a completely
wild animal would take any interest what so ever in humans, a very
dangerous wild animal. These may be answers that I may not answer
in my lifetime, but this is a path that has been created by a special
dolphin who taught me more about love and trust in one week than
any human taught me in my entire life. A path that I hope others
will choose to also tread, towards a pool of knowledge where dolphins
and humans can interact with one another, and in which humans in
wonder and humility can at last learn the secrets of life that their
cultures have obliterated.
With
a dolphin in my dreams, I go forth to love those who have loved
me.
Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn. August 15th, 1996.
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a snide & conservative view of dolphins and sexuality
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